Did you make Nanika cry? She’s still hunched over, crying! Apologize to her! Apologize! If you’re nice to me, you have to be nice to Nanika too! If you’re going to protect me, you have to protect Nanika too! If you’re mean to Nanika, I’ll hate you!
I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything… I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere… But if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role… It would certainly be a tragedy.